OJ sentenced

Who's going to continue the search for Nicole's killer? In a shocking development it appears OJ may have masterminded the whole kidnapping thing in an attempt to search for Nicole's killer from within the prison system in a very "Prison Break-esque" move. Reports are that OJ ran out of places to search for the killer on the outside so he decided to take some trumped up charges to be sent inside the "big house" where he thinks Nicole's killer may be holed up.

This week's best SNL skit?

The Holiday Inn commercial. Guess I should start FF through the show so I can watch the commercials

SNL (Saturday Night Live) Sucks

The show blows. It has sucked all season. The only slightly redeeming moments are the opening. Who the hell are the hosts (at least the cameos someone has heard of).

Ways to save SNL:

1. Cancel this season
2. Only do 10 minutes of show, that seems to be the extent of good material they have
3. Replay the week's "30 Rock" 3 times. Given the show tails off after the commercial the preceeds the show, expose fans to a well written and acted show.
4. Stop the Andy Samburg shorts. He peaked with "Dick in a Box" and it has been sharply downhill from there.
5. Bring on John Mayer as musical guest and host. Recently watched his VH1 and other You-Tube clips. May have to make him head writer.
6. Any of the guys from "Arrested Development" doing anything?
7. Put Trimph the Angry Dog on. More Schmiegle. His poop is funnier than the show is now. His poop writes better too.
8. Steal some writers from the "Daily Show" or "Colbert Report" they do shows 4 nights a week that are more intelligent and funnier. Hell give their writers guest spots.
9. Chevy doing anything?
10. Fire most of the current staff. What are they going to do, star in a movie about a woman who gets over excited at a hibache place? Get rich do digital clips on funnyordie.com?

Clay Aiken gay?

No way. Can't say anyone saw that coming.

Redwings Win and no looting?

Is it that no one cares about hockey or that hockey fans (in the US) are better behaved? When was the last time a Detroit team won and no cop cars were overturned? They do it on Halloween even.

Man goes on violent rampage after shooting girlfriend

So says the headline in a Seattle news item. After?

Which political party is full of hypocrites and liars?

The one with an animal as a symbol?

Spears Parenting Book Delayed

The reasons haven't been released, but the forthcoming book by Lynne Spears about parenting has been delayed. The news comes shortly after her younger daughter, Jamie Lynn, who is 16 announced she is pregnant and older daughter Britney is fighting (and losing) a battle for custody of her kids.

Tiffany Smith of NY, a 14 year old mother of two, had this to say, "All of the Spears' are an inspiration to me. I hope I have the skills and tolerance to drugs and alcohol that they have as I bring up (or lose to foster care) my two babes."

Thank God

According to the latest copy of Entertainment Weekly all 12 Cavemen watchers will be all set during the strike. Thankfully there are 8 episodes already in the can.

OJ to look for real robbers on golf course

Taking a page from the play book of his last trial, OJ Simpson has vowed to search for the real armed robbers from Vegas out on the golf course. Says his spokesman, "last time he spent so much time on the course looking for the killer and the jury got it. He hopes to recapture that magic".